December 2011
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I will forever love this video.
Why do some people want so badly to fit in when they were meant to so brazenly...
– Me
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One of the funniest conversations I've ever heard...
Dean: I'm at my cottage, I can't get home till tomorrow.
Alex: Noooo. I'm so bored. If you don't head home right now I am going to kill myself!
Dean: No you wont bud
Alex: How do you know that? I could
Dean: Because Jennifer Aniston is still beautiful...
Alex: MmMm. I guess you have a point there, but once she starts to fade I...
Dean: I know I know-- killing yourself
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I’d probably be lying dead in a gutter somewhere… but not Kevin,...
– Favorite moment. A mother’s admiration for her son.
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donttamemythoughts:
operation-weight-loss:
Dear Santa, I only want 2 things for Christmas…a slim body and a fat bank account. Please do not get them confused like you did last year. Thanks.
THIS THIS THIS!
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Did they not realize how sexy this is?
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All I want for Christmas is a new Janelle Monae...
…and boatloads of money
republicans: obama hates america obama is a socialist obama is raising taxes damn him
Obama: hey guys can you help me lower taxes please?
republicans: no
hipstery:
i hate it when you lean on your keyboard and accidentally publish twilight
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